Samuel Thorsen

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  What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done?

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  Having a bath on a district convention
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  How Blonde Are You????????

  by ButtLight in

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  what is the stupidest thing you have ever done, or heard someone else do?

  i have a few, but my latest was sitting right here on the computer during a thunderstorm.

  (last week) lightning struck, the speakers made a really loud noise, and the whole thing blew!!!!!!!!!!

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  I joined a cult once.
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  He Asked me to Marry him!

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  actually i have a friend in mexico who wants a green card.

  i cannot see any purpose in marrying a very large, spanish speaking, gay man in order to get him a green card.

  but still he did learn to tell me he loves me in english.

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  Is he one of Jahoobah's waitresses??

  Remember you can only marry in the troof
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  Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs

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  so many things come to mind to show how silly jws sound in reality.

  for example, being allowed to pass the microphones is a big deal, especially to a young brother.

  or being given the "privilege" of cutting the grass or working on a "quick-build" is really something special to a jw.

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  Having a party smoke.

  You can get drunk every weekend for 30 years. Nothing happends.

  Smoke one cigar and your'e out.
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  Any good prayer stories?

  by Samuel Thorsen in

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  i know an elder who once opened a prayer like this:.

  "jehovah!

  this is xx-congregation speaking..." .

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  I know an elder who once opened a prayer like this:

  "Jehovah! This is XX-congregation speaking..."

  Needless to say; the other elders had a little talk with him later that evening. But today he serves as a circuit overseer...
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  Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs

  by minimus in

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  so many things come to mind to show how silly jws sound in reality.

  for example, being allowed to pass the microphones is a big deal, especially to a young brother.

  or being given the "privilege" of cutting the grass or working on a "quick-build" is really something special to a jw.

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  Putting old WT mags in the trash bin.

  Sitting besides a friend of the oposite sex at the meeting.

  Saying "you too" or similar of someone says "Happy new year!" to you.
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  If The Elders Wanted To Disfellowship YOU, What Action Would YOU Take?

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  would you go?

  would you hire a lawyer?

  play cat & mouse games?

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  I'll do the same thing I did last time the elders demanded a meeting with me.

  Me: No thanks I do not feel like going to any meeting whith you guys.

  Elder: Yes we realy need to have a meeting about your present standing.

  Me: No we don't

  Elder: Yes we do

  Me: No we don't

  Elder: Yes we do

  Me: No

  Elder: Yes

  Me: No

  Elder: Yes

  Me: Listen to me. If you threat me and say you will df me if I don't agree to have a meeting with you I will show up. But then it will be just because of your threathening. Without any threats you can't possibly get a meeting with me. You need to threat me to get me to a meeting with you guys.

  Elder: Ehhhh.......
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  Could we make a JW video game?

  by Samuel Thorsen in

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  just a crazy idea.. .

  you start as a worldy guy and and while collecting points you gets a home bible study, becomes a unbaptized publisher, reg.

  publisher, ms, elder and so on.. .

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  Just a crazy idea.
  

  You start as a worldy guy and and while collecting points you gets a home Bible study, becomes a unbaptized publisher, reg. publisher, ms, elder and so on.

  If you fail the computer da's you and it's game over.

  Any suggestions?
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  Problem

  by Outaservice in

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  the last post showing up on my screen is on page 2821, dated 6-2-05. here it is 6-4-05 and somone must have posted something in the last two days.

  why is this not showing up on my screen?.

  outaservice

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  If this happends just go to the adress line and swap 2821 to 2822 or 2823 and so on...
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  Was The Ministry Ever Rewarding To You?

  by minimus in

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  i only know of a few witnesses that believe that.

  did you feel that the ministry was especially rewarding and gratifying to you?

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  Samuel Thorsen

  The ministry was rewarding only once as I can remember.

  The occasion was when me and my best friend discovered a beautiful young nude woman posing in front of a group of artist painter pupils trou a basement window during our monday evening ministry service session. It was dark outside, but very bright lightning inside, so we had to pass that window v e r y s l o w ly several times while the woman constantly changing posisions.

  Other than that ministry was hour collecting for conscience purposes only. In fact I was a kind of ashamed because of the extraordinary lousy magazines.